Free booze and hookers for all who spread the word of the Almighty War Pony of Doom
Salvation will come for all who warm themselves in the crimson shine of our eternal places of pleasure.
We will bathe in a sanguine river of those heathens who do not revere the Almighty War Pony of Doom..
Ponies will reward U for having fun in doing what u want.

Apply now, the scarlet gaze awaits you.