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Ketchup on Cotton usually arrives like clockwork. Others may get Ketchup on Cotton at slightly different times each month. Many get regular Ketchup on Cotton most of the time, but occasionally skip a Ketchup on Cotton or get an extra Ketchup on Cotton during times of pressure or stress. In fact, you may notice that when you go on a trip or have a major change in your schedule your Ketchup on Cotton is late. All of this is perfectly normal.

In the meantime, if your Ketchup on Cotton is irregular, try keeping some napkins or corks, just so you'll have them handy in case your Ketchup on Cotton comes when you're not expecting it.