Have you ever ridden the short bus to school? Has your mom ever had to tell you to stop licking the window while riding in the car? Do your friends and family routinely comment about the douche-baggery that is you?

If you answered YES to any of the above questions, don't bother applying here. We don't want you.

On the other hand, if you have never been acused of being so moronic that my mentally challenged brother looks like a genius in comparison, then perhaps you should consider applying here.

We can teach you new and important things and we will encourage your growth along-side our own.

You must contact Naru Cupta or BlackRain McMillan for more information about becoming a part of Spatial Distortion Inc. as we do not accept unsolicited applications.

Join our public channel "SPATI" for more information or just to chat and see what's new this week.

FYI - we don't accept window-lickers or d-bags of any type, so don't waste our time if you are regularly called either one.

Killboard: http://spatialdistortion.eve-kill.net