Am nae kiddin' byraway, fuckin love some boabie wen am oot wae a bottle a wine, aw the lads call me the Buckfast Commando jist coz al always get ma diddies oot when wen am pure flowin wae fanny batter.

Byraway see that fandan Brad Pitt, hes ma bman and hes fanny-struck so nae cunt better steal him aff me, or news at 6 is gonna be aw aboot yer chibbin,

Ye want a photie noo? well then get tae fuck ya brass monkey

Mone the glesgae burds, oot ganting fur a shaggin!!!

And naw, we urnae recruiting. Take a flying fuk tae yerself ya waliper