An old and faded sign reads:
"Mercenaries for hire. We'll do ALL your dirty work! Services include: Bodyguarding, Vengeance, Couriering, Removals, Harrassment. If we've attacked you, someone's paid us to!"

But someone has papered over the sign with a hand-written "We're desperate and will do pretty much anything for money."

We often drink in the 'Old Pond Pub' channel. Feel free to drop by.

"Piracy is an ugly word, we ain't Pirates, we're being paid to hurt you. That makes us respectable tradesmen."
- Captain Greenbeard, Former CEO of Greenbeard's Freebooters on the subject of piracy.

"Democracy is good - everyone should have a chance to speak, even it is only their last words."
- Seismic Stan, Current CEO of Greenbeard's Freebooters