Why so serious?
Are you sick of wasting time taking it all to serious?
Why not group up with people who feel the same.
It's all about our own entertainment when it boils down.
And it shouldn't be about random angry asshats who torment others into a frenzy.
We stick to ourselves having fun as a group while kicking the game around for a night.

Overview
We are elite players with years of nothing better to do then pay to play in space with no option for a refund.
With more important real world objectives most of us are busy away from the game.
When we have the time we login to take some of the most expensive ships out for a spin.
To simply enjoy what we worked so hard to gain.

Statement
Our group isn't crying about EVE Online, yet the facts can not be denied. This game sucks.
When asked "why not just quit the game if it sucks?"
We reply "because we have years of our lives invested."

Mission
Our main objective is open to debate.
Mostly PVE missions and mining with a touch of PVP.
We hope to gain a large attendance so that everyone has a few friends to choose from while playing.
Solo is really a downer even with max skills.

Join
The group is open to anyone with an elite profile.
Elite players are designated by years of play, skills acquired, equipment such as faction modules and ships and last but not least attitude.
Chat channel = "This Game Sucks"

Rules
Anyone who makes the game suck more then it already does and kiss our ass and leave.
We know who you are and you will not make it unnoticed.

Sincerely, Eve Tycoon
EVESU = EVE SuperUsers