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(Invitation Only). That means don't call us we'll call you.
Really.
Don't bother.
You want it ... we'll get it. Our purpose is to fulfill the needs of pod pilots seeking *anything* off the market ; tell us what you want, when you want it, and where ; simply leave the rest up to SASSI.
No tiresome exercises;
No unpleasant bending;
No salespilots will visit your home.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Conditions apply.
Peaceful Traders.
"and" added to corporation title to counter accusations of attempting to run a monopoly (shareholder vote ... tax rate adjusted accordingly) in accordance with Section 5 of the Concord Corp Naming Regulations; Clause 7 (H)(i) case study F applies.
Selene and Shaataz and associated Spacefarers (Incorporated) and/or their legally assigned proxies (alleged or actual) accept no responsibility (whether implied, insinuated or implicated) in any war that may result as a result of any visit (implied, insinuated or actual) by any (alleged or otherwise) SASSI representative.
Gripes, groans and moans regarding the behaviour of any SASSI representative may be directed to the following comms link ;
Please allow a week or 50 for any reply.