Questions, in quintuplicate (and on the q.t.), cut us to the quick. You may quench your knowledge and quibble on this query, but you cannot quell or quash those quarrelsome quarters. We might quaver on the size of your quiff or quantify the quandraries of quacks who refuse to be quiescent in the face of our quislings - and quite rightly so - just to fill quotas (though, don't quote us on that). But we might release you from quittance, were the quest not merely a quotient of this quantitative quotation, but quid pro quo we'll quarantine the queasy queue-jumpers.

So if you have finished quizzing us on our quaint and querulous quango and have experienced the quintessential quality of this quippery, come quaff with us (without quiver or qualm) or you must forgive us these quixotic quirks and we'll just call it quits.
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