Noob Mercs

Noob Mercs [PHAIL]

Monkeys with Guns.[BNANA]CEO: Brigitte Echerie
162 members
Feb 29, 2008(18y)
5% tax
Combat
Kills21,767
Losses15,096
Efficiency59%
Danger Ratio96%
ISK
Destroyed1.65t
Lost228.16b
ISK Eff.88%
Balance+1.42t
Activity
Solo Kills2,600
Final Blows6,248
Points21,767
Members162
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Bio

Fly Fearless!

Public channel Banana Public

Formed in 2008, Noob Mercs (PHAIL) has a rich history of taking in just about any scrub, or nubcake with a desire to use the pointy end of a stick to poke others for no other reason than "just because."

We are Newbros. We are Carebears looking to change our ways. We are shitty ship captains with questionable skill sets. We are a bunch of assholes that don't care if we go down in flames as long as we take someone, anyone, with us. We are a bunch of muppet lemmings. We are a dysfunctional family.

For those wishing to join our band of merry men and women, we have few requirements. We subscribe to Darwinism, poor fits tend to weed themselves out fairly quickly and move on. You don't have to be good at PVP, just willing to try. We go into every fight expecting to lose... badly. It makes the wins taste that much better, like a mouth full of ash turning into bacony joy. Mmm.

Feel free to come talk to us, or shoot at us.
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