First day - Bible teaches that God said "Let there be light", this is false, he actully said "let there be grain".

Second day - Bible teaches that God seperated the waters, this is false, he seperated grain into flour.

Third day - Bible teaches that dry ground appeared, this is true, but only because he needed somewhere to put the cows to make butter.

Fourth day - Bible teaches that the stars became visable, the stars pointed to the sugar canes to make the sugar.

Fifth day - Bible teaches that creatures came to earth, one creature in particular was commisioned to collect Lemon's

Sixth day - Bible teaches that man was made, not true, berrys were made, strawberry and rasberry's.

Seventh day - After 6 days of creation God was exhausted, he took the flour, the butter, the sugar, the lemons and the berrys,
he zested the lemons and made the berrys into jam, and then with the miricle of creation, the first Jammy Dodger was born.