Narwhals Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
Cos they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
And beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
They have a kick ass facial horn
They're the jedi of the sea
They stop Cthulu eating ye
Narwhals They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Just don't let them touch your balls
Narwhals They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab