Somewhere, deep in the cold depths of space, an elite team of crack pilots are firing all their lasers at rocks. Elsewhere across the galaxy, legions of starships explode, their own pilots flying into suns, or warping straight into minefields. And deep in a strategic command bunker, a monicle-fixing cape-wearing man nods knowingly.

This is Team Failure.

Born from the fiery destruction of the Arby's vs McDonald's war, this organization serves only one purpose. To enact such bold stupidity, such brazen foolishness, that the only result can be spectacular failure.

When your only aim is to fail, you always win.