We are not pirates - We just enjoy killing other people, taking their money and stealing their stuff.
We play by the rules - By these rules:
1. We are always right - If you disagree you are obviously wrong.
2. We never die - We grant you an advantage.
3. We never camp - We just rest.
4. We are not stubborn - We are methodical.
5. We are not cowards - We just act with providience.
6. We never make any mistakes - We just take risky options.
7. We are never late - We have some urgent business.
8. We never lose - We just play for fun.
9. We never camp on a spot - We are just checking some space features.
10. We never shout - We persuasively make our point.
11. We never miss - We check different hitting angles.
12. We are never killed - We just want to respawn in another place.
13. We never flood - We just recall our heroic past.
14. We never flee - We act strategically.
15. We think that the enemy of our enemy is our enemy's enemy, no more, no less.