Our Philosophy on EVE....

We say Screw Reality....we got into this to fly spaceships, smuggle contraband, and score with hot green-skinned alien babes.

I have a strip club off my readyroom, videogames on my command console, and the maintenance androids all have D-cup bustlines and i overrode their morality subroutines long ago. You wanna roll with me, then I got your back till they pod me, but if you don't like my world, kiss my afterburners pal, cuz around here I'm a frakkin' badass the likes of which Kirk never dreamed of, and there aint no prime directive stoppin me from bendin you the frell over and teaching you what podding is all about.

Thank you EVE and good night ☺