The best part of waking up is going back to bed.

Recruitment by Invite Only
Bribes are always appreciated.

Eat Sleep Poop Kill.
That's the cycle. If you don't kill, then you can't eat, sleep, or poop. And not being able to do that last one is just uncomfortable.

We teach that you can't help others until you can help yourself. The proof of learning this is the realization that others aren't worth helping.
Unless you recognize that money is the source of suffering... in which case, give us all your isk, and we'll suffer for you.