Hi there,
Welcome to our description.

Here are our aims:


* Saving the most amount of canistered people ever.

* To take corp members hobbies more serious in future such as shuttle spotting and stargazing. recent bullying has led to a few tragic losses...

* To lower the suicide rate of our members tenfold, this has become a recent problem as we cant replace them quick enough anymore.

* To install more toilet faccilaties due to recent combat events

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* To help concord enforce the seatbelt rule. Always remember, after warping the vehicle will stop but you wont, so buckle up!

What us Mashers do:

We're a bunch of Ninja Miners, and when we say Ninja Miners we meen Miner Ninja's, we ninja with a mining twist. Ninja Mining is what us Ninja Miners do.
we also like the new planetary interaction.
Anyone who would like to help us achieve these aims will be forced to join us, and we will welcome you with open arms.
After all, whats there to lose... other than ships, clones/implants, equipment, skills, pride, dignity, money, patience, sleep, humanity, life, and that cuddly furry thing you dont know what it is, but you dont wanna get rid of as it makes funny sounds eg. "brrrghdler"

A capsuleer once described a Masher, "The beast would attack a hapless vessel, wrap its arms around the hull and slowly capsize it. Those unfortunate souls who couldn't escape would be eaten by the monster"

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