Always outnumbered, never outgunned!

We offer:
+ Linquistic difficulties
+ Timezone problems
+ Orca support (maybe)
+ Free ammo
+ Highsec express
+ Business lounge

Requirements for applicants:
+ You'll have to be either a physicist, or a musician.
+ Ability to maneuver your ship under the influence.
+ At least 4,746,847 skill points, and a fresh clone, preferably.
+ A working mouse, also having a functional keyboard highly recommended.

Please contact us.