"From the State they stand proud,
they speak words of truth and justice,
loud jovial words.

Their enemies quake with rage,
but the PERV is undeterred,
mighty Epeen at the ready.

With several quick strokes and jabs they incapacitate their foe with wit and intrigue.
OHH sweet PERVs may you forever grace us with your presence,
the cool breeze generated by your rotating virtual manhood is refreshing."