LordStarfire > sorry but i don't believe your seth ducon is a god but a freaking jerk

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. --jack handy

***I met a man in reno name of chris, and seth made him have my babies...... seth be with you***


Seth Duncan does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Seth Duncan.

Seth Duncan can slam a revolving door.

Seth Duncan has counted to infinity. Twice.

Seth Duncan can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Seth Duncan's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Seth Duncan doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Seth Duncan only masturbates to pictures of Seth Duncan

Seth Duncan lost his virginity before his dad did.

Seth Duncan does not sleep. He waits.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Seth Duncan.

Lord Drack > Seth Duncan covers his Slip-n-Slide with gravel?