Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I`ll kill you with it
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....

"Flying a Minmatar ship is like riding a wheelchair down a flight of stairs while firing an uzi."

Amarr Pray To God.
Gallente Pray For Peace.
Caldari Pray For Money.
Minmatar Pray Their ships hold together.

Rules to live by:
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret & then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well its an ambush.
7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up

Angel Cartel - Exp, Kin Therm, Em
Blood Raiders - Therm, Em
Guristas - Kin , Therm
Serpentis - Therm, Kin
Sansha - Therm, Em
Rogue Drones - Em, Therm, Kin, Exp
Mercenaries - Therm, Kin, EM
Minmatar fleet - Exp, Kin, E