Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that mary went
the boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt
t'was split right up the front
and everywhere that mary went
the boys could see her c....
...but...Mary doesn't wear that one very often..

ASquirrel > what's scarier than a Velociraptor with a jetpack and scissors?
ASquirrel > a Phase-Shifting Tyrannosaurus Rex wearing roller skates, and wielding a cheese grater and a Broko Torch exiting a boiling tear in existance,