Quotes:
"Flying a Minmatar ship is like rolling down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair while firing two uzis and screaming."

"A minmitar engineer should be able to take a 1992 Buick Roadmaster four roles of duck tape and build a battleship with parts left over."

"The words "I'm going to beat you with a Cane" do not mean hes going to hit you with a Stick with a hook at the end."

"I was trying to salvage a minmatar wreck for 10 minutes,,, until he started firing at me."

eve_n00b: "OMG, I just bought a faction battleship with the ISK I bought on ebay and someone with a Cruiser that cost 1/50th of the price just ownZ0red me???!!!??? WTF???!?!!?!?!!?"

w is a Mystery, but today, is a Gift! that is why it is called the present . . . "

"Dazlmen > 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I'm totally normal."

"ReconByFire > so i guess easier way to look at th