You know you've been playing eve too much when:

1) You're in a car collision accident, then you immediately jump out and run to avoid getting podded

2) When you encouter a road block, you immediately think: "oh shit! gate camp!"

3) You refer to all currencies as ISK

4) You refer to pick-pockets and muggers as can-flippers and gankers

6) You "keep at range" 55km away from your girlfriend to avoid getting aggro

7) When you see someone getting beaten up, you join in and punch the guy... you run away shouting: "i'm gonna be in the kill mail!!!"

8) Your nickname for your local shopping center in your GPS is "jita"

9) When asked about where your from you confidently answer: "intaki prime"

10) When refering to your city's downtown as lowsec

11) Your mom has an eve account coz its the only way she can reach you

12) When buying a car you try to check how many high, med, and low slots are available and what rigs suit it