Wondering what the name "GatoOFruits" came from, but embarrassed to ask?

Well this character was born mid-day after a morning of heavy drinking (Yeah a morning because I was told from a young age that the world belongs to the men who raise early, etc, etc...)

First of all it has nothing to do with a cat and a fruit salad...
"GatoOFruits", which should be pronounced softly "GA-TOE-O-FRU-EE" is actually the phonetics for "Gateau aux fruits".
If only you could find your French-English dictionary in the pile of sticky porn magazines under your bed, you could easily find out that "Gateau aux fruits" is the sexy name for "Fruitcake"...

Now tell me how much an honest man should drink to come up with a name so convoluted.

So please....CALL ME MARCEL !!

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Who hasn't done his mom
tell her i want my money
it was not that great