REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Nigerian Scanner, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Alexzander Mitaani. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home. I am asking you for ISK so i can secure him a spot on the next capsule coming back to planet. He has informed me that i will be able to 10x your isk in return from his multi isk media empire and send it back to you once he lands safely.

Yours Truely,
Nigerian Scanner
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