There I sat, long as ever.

Took a dump; pulled the lever.

The toilet clogged! The water flowed!

Look out, world, it's the mother load.

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To business:
Guristas - Kinetic (~79%) / Thermal (~18%) --> [Use Kin]
Serpentis - Thermal (~55%) / Kinetic (~45%) --> [Use Kin]
Blood Raiders - EM (~50%0 / Thermal (~48%) --> [Use Em]
Angel cartel - EXP (~62%) / Kinetic (~22%) --> [Use Exp]
Sansha's Nation - EM (~53%) / Thermal (~47%) --> [Use Em]
Mordu's Legion - Kinetic (~70%) / Thermal (~30%) --> [Use Kin]
Merc's - Thermal (~50%) / Kin (~30%)
Rogue Drones - EXP 70%