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Cosmic Farts
Aug 17, 2016(10y)
Aug 17, 2027(364d)
Combat
Kills0
Losses0
Efficiency0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost0
ISK Eff.0%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Amarr
Amarr
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Cosmic Farts
Birthday
Aug 17, 2016 (10 years old)
Next Birthday
Aug 17, 2027 (364 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses0
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance0
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
I was cruising through Andromeda,
(My belly full of quesadilla).
The stars looked bright, the void was calm,
Until my guts dropped their stink-bomb.
It started small—a gurgly pop,
Then echoed like a thunderclap!
A fart so fierce, so hot, so rank,
It nearly blew me out the tank.
The spiral arms all bent in fear,
Planets wept: “Don’t bring that here!”
Nebulas curled and quasars fled,
While moons played dead to dodge the dread.
One alien ship came up to dock—
I cut the cheese, they fled in shock.
They radioed: “What horrid beast
Has turned this galaxy into yeast?!”
Now legends spread from star to star,
Of stink that drifts both near and far.
Forget black holes, forget the Sun—
My cosmic fart’s the smelliest one.
(My belly full of quesadilla).
The stars looked bright, the void was calm,
Until my guts dropped their stink-bomb.
It started small—a gurgly pop,
Then echoed like a thunderclap!
A fart so fierce, so hot, so rank,
It nearly blew me out the tank.
The spiral arms all bent in fear,
Planets wept: “Don’t bring that here!”
Nebulas curled and quasars fled,
While moons played dead to dodge the dread.
One alien ship came up to dock—
I cut the cheese, they fled in shock.
They radioed: “What horrid beast
Has turned this galaxy into yeast?!”
Now legends spread from star to star,
Of stink that drifts both near and far.
Forget black holes, forget the Sun—
My cosmic fart’s the smelliest one.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills0
Losses0
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -