I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I cannot be tracked on radar! I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; I pay no taxes! I think backwards! I do it for fun! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! My physical type cannot be classified by science. I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in China! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the heathen Hindoos in Asia!