Handler Udan sat in his penthouse appartment overlooking New Yorks Time Square and activated his whore dildoing machine and a thin line of drool happly escaped the corner of his mouth as he watched the tied up slut writhe around on the floor, With a flick of his practiced eye he commanded another of the scanterly clad tarts to main-line him another hit of phamacutically pure speedball.

"This world is getting to small for me" he mused while absentmindedly turning the dildoing machines speed up a notch or two.
"There must be more to life than quantum theory, blackholes, hardcore drugs and abusing whores to within an inch of their filthy lives"

Handler pondered this while he brought the slut on the floor to a screaming orgasm and beyond to near death and then decided: "I'm going to build a time machine so I can go to the future and have myself cured and then have a 1 meter bionic penis implanted that spins like a Black & Decker hammer drill"

And so he did.