In my former lifeI was John Mclain. Argyle picked me up from a plane. He took me over to Nakatomi Tower. I was gonna win Holly back and be here man. But Hans and his buddies messed up the plan. And thats when everything went sour... At THe christmas party... And maybe the terrorists were over zealous, but it was sweet when Hans shot Ellis. And you all remember what happened next.... JOHN MCLAIN KICKED ASSS!! YIPPIE KAYAY MOTHER FUCKER!!!