Jun 9, 2016
May 20, 2016(9y)
May 20, 2026(33d)
Combat
Kills0
Losses1
Efficiency0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost9.59m
ISK Eff.0%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio100%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Minmatar
Sebiestor
0.13
Last Active
Jun 9, 2016
Birthday
May 20, 2016 (9 years old)
Next Birthday
May 20, 2026 (33 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses1
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio0%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost9.59m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-9586232
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Points0
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio100%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
Jynx – Minmatar Trucker in Caldari Space
I play this game with my Real Life Husband and my Brother Fly Safe o7
"They say home is where the heart is, but my heart is in my cargo hold. And my cargo hold is full of someone else’s problem—until they pay me to move it."
Born of rust and rebellion, yet flying under the cold, corporate banners of the Caldari State, Jynx is what they call a “complicated” Minmatar. Some whisper "traitor," others say "visionary," but Jynx prefers a simpler title: "Paid and On Schedule."
But she’s not in this alone. No, trucking is a family business. When the space lanes stretch long and the hauls get heavy, her husband and brother are right there with her—because they’re her real-life family. Whether they’re running security, working the markets, or just complaining about docking fees, one thing is certain: logistics runs smoother when you’ve got family in the convoy.
The family motto? "If it fits, it ships. If it doesn’t fit… we compress it."
Once upon a time, she might have flown a Rifter—now, she pilots freighters, haulers, and industrials, keeping the wheels of capitalism turning. While some Minmatar dream of rebellion, she dreams of fuel efficiency and contract bonuses.
She still prays to the spirits of her ancestors before undocking—she just imagines them sighing as she loads up a Charon with 1.2 million m\xb3 of overpriced planetary goods.
Poetry Corner: “Ode to a Minmatar in the State”
They said, “Stay true to rust and chains,”
But I saw ISK in freight lanes.
They said, “Our ships are built to fight,”
I said, “Have you checked this cargo’s weight?”
I don’t shoot—I don’t need to,
My freighter’s tank is thick as glue.
Loyal to coin, loyal to crew,
Loyal to profit—and profit is blue.
In short: Jynx is a space trucker, an industrialist, and a die-hard capitalist with family by her side. She doesn’t fight wars—she delivers the ammo. And when the job is done, she collects her ISK and moves on to the next haul.
I play this game with my Real Life Husband and my Brother Fly Safe o7
"They say home is where the heart is, but my heart is in my cargo hold. And my cargo hold is full of someone else’s problem—until they pay me to move it."
Born of rust and rebellion, yet flying under the cold, corporate banners of the Caldari State, Jynx is what they call a “complicated” Minmatar. Some whisper "traitor," others say "visionary," but Jynx prefers a simpler title: "Paid and On Schedule."
But she’s not in this alone. No, trucking is a family business. When the space lanes stretch long and the hauls get heavy, her husband and brother are right there with her—because they’re her real-life family. Whether they’re running security, working the markets, or just complaining about docking fees, one thing is certain: logistics runs smoother when you’ve got family in the convoy.
The family motto? "If it fits, it ships. If it doesn’t fit… we compress it."
Once upon a time, she might have flown a Rifter—now, she pilots freighters, haulers, and industrials, keeping the wheels of capitalism turning. While some Minmatar dream of rebellion, she dreams of fuel efficiency and contract bonuses.
She still prays to the spirits of her ancestors before undocking—she just imagines them sighing as she loads up a Charon with 1.2 million m\xb3 of overpriced planetary goods.
Poetry Corner: “Ode to a Minmatar in the State”
They said, “Stay true to rust and chains,”
But I saw ISK in freight lanes.
They said, “Our ships are built to fight,”
I said, “Have you checked this cargo’s weight?”
I don’t shoot—I don’t need to,
My freighter’s tank is thick as glue.
Loyal to coin, loyal to crew,
Loyal to profit—and profit is blue.
In short: Jynx is a space trucker, an industrialist, and a die-hard capitalist with family by her side. She doesn’t fight wars—she delivers the ammo. And when the job is done, she collects her ISK and moves on to the next haul.
Dashboard
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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