Just a dad passing time floating through space.

In return for safe passage here are a few Dad Jokes.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.