-9.98
Nuke Michael
Apr 14, 2026
Mar 28, 2016(10y)
Mar 28, 2027(303d)
Combat
Kills14,523
Losses751
Efficiency95%
ISK
Destroyed25.32t
Lost212.28b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills1,166
Solo Ratio8%
Final Blows2,845
Points14,547
Other
NPC Losses35
NPC Loss Ratio5%
Avg Kills/Day3.91
ActivityHigh
Minmatar
Sebiestor
-9.98
Nuke Michael
Last Active
Apr 14, 2026
Birthday
Mar 28, 2016 (10 years old)
Next Birthday
Mar 28, 2027 (303 days)
Combat
Kills14,523
Losses751
Efficiency95%
Danger Ratio95%
ISK
Destroyed25.32t
Lost212.28b
ISK Efficiency99%
Balance+25.11t
Solo
Solo Kills1,166
Solo Ratio8%
Final Blows2,845
Points14,547
Other
NPC Losses35
NPC Loss Ratio5%
Avg Kills/Day3.91
ActivityHigh
No data available
Bio
just do it
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Market Barbarian — Today at 8:25 PM
I saw Nuke Michael at a grocery store in Reykjavik yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen axes in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the axes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any bigab infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each axe and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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"Imagine caracal" - Belli Corvus
"Nuke uou should buy a titan" - Carl Xyr
"Yes, the Nestor does lay Astero eggs." - Kaia Starchaser
discord: nukelear
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Market Barbarian — Today at 8:25 PM
I saw Nuke Michael at a grocery store in Reykjavik yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen axes in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the axes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any bigab infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each axe and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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"Imagine caracal" - Belli Corvus
"Nuke uou should buy a titan" - Carl Xyr
"Yes, the Nestor does lay Astero eggs." - Kaia Starchaser
discord: nukelear
Dashboard
Stats
Kills63
Losses0
Efficiency100%
ISK Destroyed423.91b
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor141.05
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points85
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleBlob (63 kills)
Small 2% Mid 10% Fleet 17% Blob 71%
Avg Fleet: 141 FC: High
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