Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

Anger can be an expensive luxury

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend