I will take your ISK for you, free of charge. I understand the problems money causes. More stress at home and pressure to "Keep up with the Caldari" is a consequence of earning more ISK.

As your net worth grows, you will struggle to earn more and more with shrewd investments that do nothing more than add stress to your life and bring more problems. As the Notorious B.I.G. said, "Mo Money Mo Problems".

The alternative? Sending your ISK to me, Marco Anstian. I have a proven track record of wasting ISK so fast that I wake up the next morning wondering what kind of ship I bought that I don't have the skills for. Having spent real money to buy ISK only to see it disappear in investment after investment gone wrong, I know the best way to spend money stress-free is to piss it away on the EVE marketplace buying stuff I don't need.

I will spend your ISK on useless ships and skills I cannot use, taking the stress off of your hands!

Give it to me, the most useless player in EVE. I will spend it all on toys and "cool looking" ships, because I'm not as smart as you.

I aim to please!
PM me for questions or complaints about my service.