Here stands Neuman San. First of his kind. Last of his name.

He has been called many things, among which are:
Biggest Boy Ever,
Smartest Boy Possible,
Handsomest Boy Anywhere,
and many others.

Do not mess with him. If you are reading this, you have been warned.

He is too spicy.
If you wish to join him, Pay almage to the poor, and praise the high lord.
May sin be washed from your soul and the universe.
Praised be.
Carry on.