Dear fellow traveller,

I just enjoy a simple life in space. I accept pirates, scammers, griefers and similar characters as an unavoidable nuisance. If you are going to harm me, please do it quickly and quietly so I can carry on with my life. Please do not use faoul language and don't threaten me. You may find some financial advantages in destroying my ship and looting my wreck but I can assure you I won't be very good at feeding your ego or providing you with fun.

May the Gods lighten your path. Resistance, in your case, may not be futile.