"Two skeletons been sitting on a wall chatting. Suddenly they fall down: both dead on the spot!"

no, wait:

"A skeleton enters a bar. It says: "One beer, please, and some rags to mop up.""

no, wait:

"A skeleton drifting through space is approaching a small asteroid, where three other skeletons are sitting in a circle telling stories. "Dang", says the first, "I couldn't deal much damage." "Well", says the second, "I moved too slow". "Great", says the third, "I aimed like shit". That's when the new skeleton stepped to them: "Hey, cool, you are from Amarr, too?""