Abandoned as a child on a small moon, he was quickly taken in by older women due to his dashing good looks. Sadly, these women held him there for years, before he was able to escape and find a job at a small, remote brothel. Normally, they didnt hire males, but the female personelle liked him so much he was allowed to stay. In a herioc act of heriosm, he eventually sold himself to the lord of the small moon in order to save the brothel and all its whores. After four years of being mercelescly abused by Father Johnson, he found the opportunity to murder his captive, after Johnson had tied himself to the bed for their nightly BDSM session. Returning to the brothel he so loved, he learned from a nearby settlement that all his whore-friends had been sold to a local space pirate. Smackin Mc Dickinfagger then set off on a celestial journey not only to free his friends, but to whore himself all across the stars.




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