We have three realistic alternatives:
(1) Sit here and get blown up,
(2) Stand here and get blown up,
(3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up.

Rimmer : Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten : Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.


Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat: This is not a daffodil.