Quests are for knights on horses in shining armour, WoW is that way. ----->

This is EVE. Your horse suffocates in the vacuum of space, then solar radiation turns your shining armour into a microwave oven and you quickly get roasted. That is if the vacuum doesn't get you first.

Afterwards, when you try to buy a new set of shining armour and horse, someone scams you into buying a roll of tin foil and a donkey.

Then he pods you.