"We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks."


"The way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in."

"She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!"

"Stop exploding you cowards"

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."


- Zapp Brannigan