I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom,
I can tell you I don't have any ISK.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long EVEmon plan.
Skills that make me a nightmare for pilots like you.
If you let my ship go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will locator agent you,
I will find you, and I will pod you.