While on my travels through nullsec I was attacked by a lonely pirate, camping a gate.

Space Bud > just send me 20 mill you can pass
Purple Shadow > I see
Purple Shadow > clever gig
Purple Shadow > Can I answer you these questions three?
Giana Queen Fox > :D
Purple Shadow > One could argue that 20 mil is a fair deal
Purple Shadow > Or maybe you'll run out of ammo before I run out of ships
Giana Queen Fox > http://i.imgur.com/qrub831.gif
Giana Queen Fox > :D
Giana Queen Fox > https://usatsneakhype.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/this-right-here-this-the-dopeness-4.gif?w=1000
EVE System > Channel changed to Local : P5-EFH

While the pirate was buisy posting funny pictures I jumped through the gate.