Major Nuisance was born to a family of mean sons of bitches. His mother used to whip him with a space ship battery charge cord (think about the cords of yesteryear, but 10 times the size), just for the fun of it. His father maintained several other families, even marrying his half-sister, and fathering several mongoloids with her. Major excelled in school at an early age only to be labeled with the common "disorder" of the time, AWHD (Attention Warp Hyperactivity Disorder), a "disorder" that manifested itself in daydreams of warping to other planetary systems. Thus getting him put in "remedial" courses so as not to get the quality education that other kids his age got.