I was only 9 years old
I loved EVE so much
I had all the ships and modules
Every night I would thank EVE for the life I've been given.
"EVE is love," I'd say "EVE is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a carebear. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to EVE
I called him a newb. He ganks me and sends me to my home station.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I sit in my pod, and it's really cold.
Suddenly I feel a warmth move towards me.
It's EVE!
It whispers in my ear "Give me your ISK and I'll double it."
It orbits me with his ship and locks me in place with his web and scram
I'm ready.
I transfer all my assets to EVE
It penetrates my shields.
It hurts so much, but I do it for EVE!
I can feel my ISK disappearing as my eyes start to water.
I spin my pod, I want to please EVE
His lasers roar a mighty roar as he ganks my pod with his love
My dad walks in
EVE looks him straight in the eye and says "Can I have your stuff?"
EVE is love, EVE is life.