Four people - Caldari, Gallente, Minmatar and Amarr - are in a shuttle that gets too close to a black hole's gravity well and starts to slowly spiral inwards. They need to think of ways to get rid of extra weight very quickly.
First the Caldari puts her bags of money in the airlock and flushes them out. "We've got plenty of that back home."
Then the Gallente throws his crates of wine in the airlock and pulls the lever. "We've got plenty of that back home."
Next, the Minmatar looks at the Amarr and says: "Hey! Don't you fucking even think about it."