If there was one thing in the cosmos that remained constant through the decay of time it is joints. Joints have forever been a staple in the construction and progression of the known universe. It wasn't until 2016 during the world-wide legalisation of marijuana that billions of US dollars were poured into the research of the benefits of joints. By the year 2020 joints had been proven to be the fundamental structure holding the universe together. The predicated particle that was responsible for gravity; The Graviton, was found to actually be joints. From this day forth, the human race sling-shotted itself out into the great, vast and infinite universe. Powered by joints the human race brought peace, love and joints to all life they encountered. Now, 40 trillion years on, joints are but a faint memory of the cosmos. A word whispered only in the dark. No longer shall this be, I have seen the power of joints first hand and it is my sworn duty to enlighten all. Joints, lovem.