THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF EVE:
1. Thou shalt not go afk unless thou wishes to lose thy ship.
2. Thou shall not smash thy computer from eve emo rage.
3. Thou shalt not mix gun types.
4. Thou shalt not shield & armor tank unless thou art looking for an ass kicking.
5. Thou shalt not steal from thy allies.
6. Thou shall not talk in local.
7. Thou shalt not Pass out while mining & care bearing.
8. Thou shall not play wanker music in TS.
9. Thou shall ignore annoying GF/wife and play EVE. Unless your Gf/wife plays EVE, then she is a goddess.
10. Thou shall clean ears out and LISTEN to the fucking FC!!!!

Anything in the universe can be repaired with 3 tools. WD-40, duct tape and a hammer.
If it moves and it shouldn't use duct tape.
It it doesn't move and it should use WD-40.
It if still isn't working use the hammer.