Sir/Ma'am,

You may be quite upset with the situation I have put you in. With all the speculation on fucks and subsequent increase in price of fucks, who can afford to give any anymore? You should consider yourself lucky if I let you keep your pod. Here is the thing, you were operating in my section without a permit. As a "valued protector of the ore", I trust you understand I don’t like miners, I myself am a farmer.

V/R

Blinks
NEW ORDER
Local Permit Inspector (LPI)
http://www.minerbumping.com/
DSN: 777-555-6969

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"Behold! The Field in which I grow my fucks. Lay Thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren." -- Unknown Farmer